Signs, Signs, Post No Signs

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And the sign said, “Long-haired freaky people need not apply”
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said, “You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you’ll do”
So I took off my hat, I said, “Imagine that, huh, me workin’ for you”
Whoa, oh, oh

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin’ would be shot on sight
So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house
“Hey, what gives you the right?
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God was here, He’d tell you to your face, man, you’re some kinda sinner”

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

Now, hey you, Mister, can’t you read?
You’ve got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can’t even watch, no you can’t eat
You ain’t supposed to be here
The sign said, You got to have a membership card to get inside, ugh

And the sign said, “Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray”
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all
I didn’t have a penny to pay
So, I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign
I said, “Thank you, Lord, for thinkin’ ’bout me, I’m alive and doin’ fine, woo

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Sign
Sign, sign

Songwriters
WILLIAMS, PHARRELL L/BROADUS, CALVIN/HUGO, CHAD / SIMMONS, LONNIE/TAYLOR, RUDOLPH/WILSON, CHARLES

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Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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In Response To The Delightful Comment Posted 05.24.2014

Dear ‘Anus’,

I am delighted you were able to locate this wonderful blog.  How wonderful major search engines enabled you to enjoy the site.

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I cannot imagine being CO-CEO of something possessed by 7.046 billion people worldwide.  Not to mention, an iconic image from the 70’s.

I remember the days of exchanging hand gestures with my good friend to whom this blog is dedicated, Roxanne, in youth group at our church. It would always make her look.  I love her dearly to this day as such a wonderful friend and person.  And, the formation of my hand into a circle to this day would still make her look.

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It is truly an accomplished day when this site has the ability to amuse so many people.  I feel honored.

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