Category Archives: Off The Grid

Signs, Signs, Post No Signs

And the sign said, “Long-haired freaky people need not apply” So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said, “You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you’ll … Continue reading

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Roll Away Bed?

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These I simply do not understand.  Therefore, I shall award these the ‘Flying Butthole Award’ for furniture.

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The Massage That Made Me Sick

Release stress A wonderful full-body massage Aromatherapy And, I have been so sick I didn’t want to go out in public. The next day, I felt like someone beat me with a club, the whole night club. All weekend long, … Continue reading

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Armageddon, 21 May 2011 /fail

My Christian friends went to Rapture on May 21, 2011 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt! CRS (Celestial Rapture Service) InfoNotice

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Getting A Mother’s Day Card

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You know you are loved when you get a Mother’s Day card from your “hairy four-legged child.”

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Did You Ever Have To Fight A Desire?

Did you ever have to make up your mind Pick up on one and leave the other behind It’s not often easy and not often kind Did you ever have to make up your mind Did you ever have to … Continue reading

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